STICK!!!!

This is just about* the most awesomest stick in the whole world. It is the Excalibur of sticks. With it, Rufus can rule the world. He just can't make it back in through the dog door.

Almost as awesome as The Stick is his new toy, the Squido. It is a squeaky egg, wrapped in canvas, with flappy bits hanging off the back. What's not to love? If only it dispensed bacon...

*With the possible exception of that huge bundle of branches we passed by on our walk tonight. Rufus tried to drag one off but they were all in a big pile and easily weighed 15 times what the Wooferdog weighs. But he was pretty sure he could do it, if only those annoying parents would let him try.